Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Quick Stuff!

Ok! Just wanna write a few things down and post a few links.

The Busk documentary is available online for free, thanks to March Blake Media, and April Denee.
I'm on my way now to go street singing. The last hour or so I did a little bit of stuff on my website (jamesleewalkerii.weebly.com) not much though, just enough to post about the doc, and add some photos.

I'm going to start a few new blogs, like I even use this one, for SnackMeat and a couple other projects. Crackers and Snackmeat have a few/many (HA!) shows coming up. I gotta get the heck out of here and make some bus money to get over to Phil's. We have practice at 7.

We'll be playing

Evening Muse - May 31st @ 10:00pm



Then

The Chop Shop - NoDa - June 11th @ 8:00pm

With 

Monday, May 20, 2013

Not going to the fam's today!

I'm at Common Market, hanging out with Kristin. I was heading to mom's crib, but I have band practice tomorrow...so uh...I'm going to try and get vocals done tomorrow. If I remember I'll say something to Phil, or he can just read my blog. My lap top wouldn't start because it was wet I guess. I took her out and sat her on my lap to dry a bit. The sun was crazy beating down and I'm glad I did that. By the time I'd gotten anywhere, still mad at her, I probably wouldn't have thought to put a blow dryer to her. It worked out and she turned on. I started backing up the card from my camera that I just got back from Colby, and the DVD of the BUSK! documentary.

Kristin suggested I turn it off, because it probably wasn't completely dry. I appreciate her trying to help, especially with how reckless I am with this thing. I'm surprised it still works now. Plus all of the times I have it out using it in the rain...it's a works hoarse though. I'll use it or whatever else in what ever other kinds of conditions until it stops working. Then I'll make do. Thanks for turning on girl.




Friday, May 17, 2013

Space Maddness!


REN: Well Stimpy, what's on TV tonight?
STIMPY: Oh joy! Hey Ren, it's "Commander Hoëk and Stimpy"! Happy happy happy, joy joy joy!
(Stimpy disappears at high speed.)
STIMPY: My favourite live-action drama! Don't let it start, don't let it start!
(Stimpy returns wearing Cadet Stimpy outfit with space helmet, and salutes Ren.)
STIMPY: Roger. A-OK. Activate viewscreen. I can't watch this show without my...
Stimpy produces rings...trusty Commander Hoëk Radar Decoder Ring, my *official* Commander Hoëk Space Helmet, not to mention your genuine Super-Elastic Time Shorts (bet you don't have a pair of THESE, Earthling), AAANND...
Stimpy sticks out his tongue...my Anti-Gravity Bubble Gum!
ANNOUNCER: All systems go! Prepare for countdown! Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! Blast off to adventure in the amazing year Four Hundred Billion, with Commander Hoëk and his faithful companion, Cadet Stimpy! As they roam the endless uncharted regions of space at speeds so fantastic they boggle the imagination!
[on bridge]
REN: Prepare to surge to sublight speed.
(Stimpy presses button. Alarms go off, etc. Ren and Stimpy grimace.)
REN: En..gage..
(Spaceship accelerates insanely, and they both scream.)
ANNOUNCER: You'll see futuristic technologies! Thrilling headgear! Spine-tingling toast! Be there! Scour the spaceways! Explore vast ALIEN WORLDS!
[Alien planet. Ren and Stimpy are both in a giant spacesuit.]
REN: Come in, Cadet Stimpy. Do you read me?
STIMPY: (Stands up next to Ren) Cadet Stimpy here. We read you. Roger.
(Roger appears next to them.) Roger here.
ANNOUNCER: OK space cadets! Prepare to hurtle through the cosmos in today's turgid episode...
("Space Madness" title appears)
[Interior of spaceship. Ren and Stimpy are on the bridge.]
REN: Cpatain's log. Commander Hoëk here, on a thirty-six year mission to the Crab Nebula. We've made this trip dozens of times. (to audience) You know, they say sometimes people go CRAZY on these long trips. They get the, eh...(in unearly voice) SPACE MADNESS. (normal) Heh. Space madness. Mr Science Officer, commence relaxation period.
STIMPY: Aye aye, Cap'n.
[Ren ans Stimpy at table. Mellow lounge music.]
REN: Well it's break time. We'r not on duty for another six years.
STIMPY: So...whaddaya wanna do?
REN: Why don't we just spend some quality time together?
(Stimpy nods. They sit and stare at each other. Stimpy starts tapping table. It gradually gets on Ren's nerves.)
REN: (finally breaks) Do you HAVE to keep TAPPING like that? You BLOATED SACK OF PROTOPLASM!
STIMPY: Hey, Cap...ease off.
REN: Oh, hey...I'm sorry, man. I...(loosens collar) I've just been cooped up here so long.
STIMPY: I think we *both* need a good hot meal. Just hang on, OK? (returns with covered dish)
REN: Mmmmm, boy. I'm starting.
STIMPY: (lifts lid. Three tubes of food concentrate) How about that! A three course meal.
REN: That's IT! I need some REAL FOOOOOOO! (bangs head on table)
STIMPY: (concerned, as Ren starts to cry) Relax, Cap'n. I'm here for you. Let it out. That's right. Hey! I know what you need!
[bathroom]
STIMPY: Yes, sir, a good hot bath is the best thing for nerves.
(Ren hands Stimpy a towel. Stimpy makes rattail, snaps Ren with it.)
REN: Owww! Hey! Cut that out!
(relaxing in bathtub) Ahhhhhh. (looks around guiltily as suspicious bubbles appear in bathwater)
STIMPY: I'll turn off the gravity. It'll help you relax.
REN: What a pal. Ahhh. Thi is the good life. Just relax...and let my mind drift.
(Ren and water float out of the tub together) Yeahhhh. I'll just relax, and think pleasant thoughts...Chicken pot pie!...Chocolate-covered raisins!...Ehh...Glazed ham!...
(Ren drifts around the room) Heh...heh...heh...they think I'm CRAZY. But I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy. It is not I who am MAD! Didn'tcha hear 'em? Didn'tcha see the CROWDS?
(Ren holds up bar of soap) Oh my beloved icecream bar...how I love to lick your creamy center! HOOOWWWWWW...(bites soap)...and your oh-so-nutty chocolate covering! You're not liek the others...you like the same things I do! Waxed paper...boiled football leather...dogbreakth...We're not hitchhiking anymore! We're RIDING!
STIMPY: Stop it! You'r talking crazy!
REN: (suddently paranoid) Oh no, I know what YOU want. You covet my ICECREAM BAR!
STIMPY: C'mon now...
REN: No you don't! You can't take it from me now. I've had this icecream bar since I was a CHILD! People...always trying to take it from me! Why won't they LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONNNNE?
STIMPY: E...easy, now.
REN: Back off, man! (grabs toothbrush) Don't make me use this! One stop closer, I'm WARNING ya! Don't make me use it! (Stimpy steps closer) NOW you've done it. YOU FORCED ME TO USE IT!
(horrible sounds as Ren brushes his teeth. They struggle. Ren loses)
REN: Eeee...eh...I'm hurting. (collapses)
STIMPY: You poor crazy kid!
[Bridge. Ren dictates into log.]
REN: Captain's log. I'm tired. So tired. I can't believe my own partner attacked me. Maybe...if I occupy his MIND with more DUTIES, I can control his...(unearthly voice) SPACE MADNESS.
[Button room] REN: Now, listen, Cadet. I've got a JOB for you. See this button? (Stimpy reaches for the button) DON'T TOUCH IT! It's the HISTORY ERASER button, you FOOL!
STIMPY: So what'll happen?
REN" That's just IT! We don't KNOW! Maayyybeee something bad?...Mayyybeee something good! I guess we'll never know! 'Cause you're going to guard it! You won't TOUCH it, will you?
(Stimpy salutes. Ren leaves.)
REN: Hehhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...hehhhh...
(Stimpy marches back and forth, starting at the button.)
ANNOUNCER: Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires?
(Announcer grabs Stimpy, forces him closer to the button.) Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE...PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?
STIMPY: NO I CAN'T!!!EEEEEYAAAHHHH! (pushes button)
(Alarms go off. Ren, Stimpy, and Announcer stand around table with button.)
ANNOUNCER: Tune in next week, as...
(Flash, explosion as they all disappear.)
That's all for now, tune in next week!

Buskapalooza is today!!! YAY!!

Buskapalooza!!!

Today!!!
https://www.facebook.com/events/165713553592164/?fref=ts

  • View the festival lineup - http://buskmovie.com/events
    Watch the BUSK! trailer - http://buskmovie.com/
    Attend the film premiere - http://on.fb.me/ZvalQX

    March Blake Media is very excited to announce Buskapalooza Street Performance Festival - III in the heart of uptown on Friday, May 17th.

    Starting at Trade & Tryon, local musicians, visual artists, dancers, magicians, and performance artists will line the streets of uptown to share their art with the public! The festival is FREE to attend, but please be sure to TIP your favorite buskers for helping make our city a more vibrant place!

    This event is in conjunction with the premiere of BUSK!, a documentary that explores the lives and aspirations of three local buskers toward greater appreciation of sharing art on the street.

Monday, May 13, 2013

Lex Luther to the world! (A little note about Superman)

So an actor friend of mine, Mr. Colby Davis, recently got a new...VERY Lex Lutheran look. 

As I should have assumed, today he asked me, a well known Lex fan...and Superman despise-r  to write him a paragraph of Lex Luther dialogue to perform on camera. 

Well, ask and ye shall receive a page and some change! 

Here you go buddy. From the heart:

Dear human race,


Do you have any idea...ANY idea what...(sigh) do you have any idea how the worlds look in which there was no me to keep that big blue boy-scout busy with catastrophically expensive plots... catastrophic. If you can afford to travel to alternate dimensions, and I can, you do. Let me just tell you that saving the world keeps the guy busy for a decade or two out of Smallville, but after that. In the big city, the first few times he accidentally kills a mugger, because he's wearing the glasses and the rest of the 'this is what all the stupid clumsy humans look like' clown suit, the first time he kills a prostitute, because he thought quick and easy sex is how big city girls flirt, and he was too flustered and...well spent...in Kent mode to keep control of himself, he cries wanders the streets. Does the big baby rocket thing and searches the near galactic vicinity for God, not too much of an effort, just to make the effort, for himself. He is after all traumatized. He very obviously has an inferiority complex about his superiority complex. The creature is insane, and you are all hero worshiping enablers of his sickness.

After burning through enough corpses of two bit criminals, and I mean this happens in reality after reality, he does the obvious, he never really needed or needs a team, allies, he placates to all of you, all of them. Because he's lonely. Poor pathetic God among slime. He begins destroying. He rages through criminals you've always assumed were formidable like paper. In the beginning I wondered why. It didn't take me long to realize that it's very simple. Without me. Without your representative, and don't you dare ignore that obvious fact, he torches this world to match his own. Without a rich and charismatic genius to spend unfathomable wealth to keep him docile like a cat with a toy he snaps under the loathing. He knows his alter ego is a representation of how pathetic he thinks you all are, and without an actual human who can THINK, a human who doesn't worship him, who can cause him pain, cause him to actually FEEL something...well it's simple transference...he destroys outwardly because he's to selfish, self absorbed to turn that childish fury any other direction.

So go on sheep. Keep your kryptonite out of sight, villainize me for perfecting inevitably needed forms of defense. When he becomes board of you...your children...your great great grand children...and he will...he always does. He will crush you and your pathetic world. He knows it. That's why I haven't been whimsically tossed into the sun at the flick of his alien wrist. Luther days are lucky days humanity...good luck without me. Enjoy worshiping at the church of ignorant bliss while you can. The old testament is going to come back around one day. Even I have a problem with the greater good when children spit at me as I walk by. He's your sad lonely martyr not me, as fickle as all of you are...even if I had any Christ like tenancies...I doubt I'd even get a book out of the deal...sorry for the interrupter...you can go back to your reality show or comic book now.